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funnyordie:

Worst Twerk Fail: Girl Catches Fire

WARNING: Don’t twerk this at home.

this just made me laugh so hard spit fell out of my mouth!

bucketofstars:

coolguyhat:

I need this restaurant in my life.

Mikey’s!!!!!!!! I miss you! Be inside me!

bucketofstars:

coolguyhat:

I need this restaurant in my life.

Mikey’s!!!!!!!! I miss you! Be inside me!

theinevitablezombieapocalypse:

Survival Tip: Quit smoking now. You won’t be able to out run a horde of zombies if you are coughing up a lung. 
zombieapocalypsesurvivaltips:

Zombie apocalypse survival tip #186

theinevitablezombieapocalypse:

Survival Tip: Quit smoking now. You won’t be able to out run a horde of zombies if you are coughing up a lung. 

zombieapocalypsesurvivaltips:

Zombie apocalypse survival tip #186

(via theinevitablezombieapocalypse)

My birthday wish list:

ifc:

bitch-youdontknowmylife:

  • artisan knots
  • pickle-making kit
  • anything with a bird on it
  • feminist literature
  • cacao
  • shell art

You also need to add “a one way ticket to PDX”

inthemess:

An artist (name?) at UNCED created giant fish sculptures out of plastic bottles to highlight the plastic debris problem.

via Huffpo